Space aliens have been reported in Pontefract, last Friday afternoon there was a small tornado's worth of paper and plastic bags, bottles, pieces of cardboard, leaves and other bits of detritus mounded up in the market place. Where did this come from? Well obviously this is the space aliens at work.
I am reliably informed that the councils cleansing team had been working in the area until 2.30, so this obviously landed between then and 4.15 when I arrived. However the market stall holders who were in process of dismantling their stalls would probably have spotted the space ship if it had landed close at hand.
I am investigating and suspect that I will spend some more time there tomorrow trying to establish first contact if the aliens come back.
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